Remote Control Cars And Planes Pillows

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Piracy on a boating lake

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Homo Zapiens

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Penguin Remote

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Mind control

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"You have repetitive motion injury."

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.