Remote Authority Pillows

"Remodeling? No. Just looking for the remote."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

How the goat got square eyes.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Interactive TV news.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Coming to a consensus.

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

"We've lost the remote."

Continental marshal

"I am a control freak."

Mind control

The boss is always right.

"Delivery."

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"I'm married to a control freak!"

Just Married

Two Pints Today Please.

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"Sky, sir?"

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"