'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'
Reluctant Nine-to-fiver Prints
Decorate their office or home with prints that depict the humorous side of working life. Perfect for sprucing up a workspace and reminding them they’re not alone in the struggle.
"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."
'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'
Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.
"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."
"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."
'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'
"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."
Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.
'Studies show that most boys my age don't like to read. Who am I to tamper with statistics?'
"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."
'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'
'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'
Stop staring at that screen saver!
Airline concerns.
"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"
Excess Baggage: Forcing your homebody spouse to accompany you on a business trip is generally not a great idea.
I just don't trust those self-flying brooms yet.
"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"
'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'
Why men hate shopping.
"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."
"The boss is on a working vacation and we're on a nonworking vacation."
'Who cares where Waldo is?'
'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'
Man Readig Paper
Summer Reading
"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."
"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."
Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.
'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'
"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."
'What a day...it was just one hour after the next...'
"For Christ's sake, Bob, tuck your shirt in."
'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'
Reluctant Nine-to-fiver Prints Collection
Reluctant Nine-to-fiver Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for the reluctant nine-to-fiver — perfect for a quick coffee break or to add humor to their desk.
Reluctant Nine-to-fiver Pillows
Find pillows that combine comfort with humor, celebrating the funny side of the nine-to-fiver’s life.
Reluctant Nine-to-fiver T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that speak to the feelings of the everyday worker. Great for casual wear and adding personality to their work wardrobe.