Relocation Expert Prints

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

The fate of the emigrant

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

You are here.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Moving in

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Emigrating to France.

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'