Relocating To A Warmer Climate Pillows

Oh sure

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Keeping warm.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Protecting the green

'El Nino now.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Moving south...

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Radiator Blues

"CCCOOOLD!"

Summer Decorating

'Welcome to the Sun Belt ... Bet you forgot to bring your sunburn lotion.'

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

Candour.

Spring

Summer, we hardly knew ye...

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"