Religious Studies Devotee Mugs

"Today there was fierce rioting between different religious orientations. Numerous people were killed or injured."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Well, we needed the rain."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Yes, all at once!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Trappist Monk Discord

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

How world war III started.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'