Religious Ritual Fan Prints

"I'm having my entrails read."

Tiny Visions

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"I'm supposed to meet a minister and a priest here..."

A couple lie in bed

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Michelangelo: God Creates the Rabbit

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

'Take a commandment, Ms Jones.'

"This is a weird frat."

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Your dinner is in the coven.

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

Baptism in the Dead Sea

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

"I swear, the solstice starts earlier every year."

Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses - No soliciting.

"I'm a religious nut."

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

Sacrificial effigy dancing.

Statue of Moses of parting bird poop.

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

Hop-scotching monk.

Wake up and smell the coffee

"My wife is obsessed with pickleball. It's starting to scare me."

"You won't see the fire, it's a microwave hawan."