Next week tell us more about the "Noah Zark" guy!
Religious Education Class T-Shirts
Wear your faith and humor proudly with our religious education class-themed t-shirts. Great for students and teachers to showcase their dedication and sense of community with a fun twist.
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth
"The hyenas started it."
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."
Church Library - Pop-Up Books
"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."
'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'
"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"
". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."
"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"
"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"
Moses as a child.
"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."
'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'
"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"
The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style
Bible Bloopers
Noah's ark, many lions
My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.
"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."
"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."
"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."
Caption Contest TK
'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'
"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"
'Well, there go all MY plans....'
'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'
Religious Education Class T-Shirts Collection
Religious Education Class Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating religious education classes, filled with wit, wisdom, and faith-inspired humor.
Religious Education Class Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows that bring humor and faith into your classroom or home, ideal for anyone involved in religious education.
Religious Education Class Prints
Find inspiring prints that honor the journey of faith and learning, perfect for decorating classrooms or study spaces.