Religious Education Admirer Prints

What Pastor Lewis started as a joke, ended up being a vital ministry...

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Caption Contest TK

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Moses as a child.

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

Hot cross buns

"I have an app for that."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

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