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'Children, this is your new science teacher. He will teach you 'How did he made the world in six days.''

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

The World's Biggest Book Club

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

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My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Moses as a child.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"I have an app for that."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Jesus breaks the bread.