Religion And Finance Mugs

I'm afraid it's time for you to render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's,

Wall St. or True Love.

Money god

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

John Wycliffe

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

'I've just had a terrible nightmare that we were living sensibly, within our budget!'

"Be mindful of the pennies and the pounds will be mindful of themselves."

"If you're generous when the collection plate is passed around, I'll make my sermon ten minutes shorter than usual."

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

'Which stocks should I invest in to profit from this 'Armageddon' you keep talking about?'

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Collection plate at church with signs of the credit cards the church will take.

"I want a costume that will scare grownups. What does an underfunded retirement account look like?"

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

'From the neck up, I worry about credit card debt. From the neck down I worry about fat debt.'

'Two can live as cheaply as one, but I refuse to live with a cheapskate.'

"Everything looked fine. We're just giving you a mild sedative before showing you the bill."

Buy low, sell high, tithe

'You and your tax-avoidance schemes!'

Economic Crisis

'We blame all our accounting problems on our computers--so we're upgrading to a model with an 'ethics' component.'

Moses with Ten Commandments: 'But will these be good for the economy?'

"For Lent, I'm giving up the REST of my religion."

"God spoke to me in a dream and it really changed my life. He told me to diversify my portfolio."

'I'd like to achieve a higher level of consciousness when it comes to picking winning stocks.'