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'The electric fence is a godsend.'

"Thanks to yoga, mom doesn't strain to get on my nerves. Now she gently stretches."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

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'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

Pet Hobbies

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'm running a loose ship."

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

Mr. Clean Enough

"What are we doing today?"

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

"Is it wrong that I miss the dog more than the kids?"

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

Hammock resting on books.

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.

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