Relaxed Pacer Pillows

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

Pina Coladas

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"She's in her happy place again."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"What are we doing today?"

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"This is the software for my head."

Christmas Fatigue.

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Lunch.

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

"He usually works from home."

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

Winter workplace cabin fever.

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

Visualize Inert Peace.

'Sorry, I forgot to tell you, the cricket has been cancelled.'

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

Man on Island

'On your mark...'

Ernie's idea of "living off the land" is to rent a houseboat!

The loneliness of the social distance runner.