Relaxed Fitness Follower Prints

'Relax! I just read somewhere that 142 pounds is the new 125!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Sisyphus during Covid

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

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Reasonableman

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Strive to win!

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."