Relaxed Doomsdayer Prints

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Pina Coladas

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Apocalypse Research Center

Free speech isn't cheap!

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

How to survive the coming crash.

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

Prepare to meet your author today!

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

"The end of the world is nigh."

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

The End is Nigh

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

World Ends Today - Sorry For The Inconvenience

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'