Relaxation Specialist Prints

Jacuzzi

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

'He tried to play hide and pounce, and I tried wrestling, but it was our mutual love of naps that made us the best of friends.'

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Lazy Octopus

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

American Idle.

Taking it easy

My God, I need to fart.

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Yoga.