Relaxation Rookie Prints

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

Retireee sits at desk on beach

"First visit to a massage therapist?"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Hiding the electronics.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Unguided imagery

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It feels good to unwind..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Taking it easy

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I love this time of day."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

The Snooze Bar.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Uptight End"