Relaxation Retreat Gifting Prints

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Scurile travels

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Monk on the beach

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"At last - no Trump."

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

Priest

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

Self Storage Unit

Business acquaintances on holiday

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Spring Training

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

Go away

"For quality control purposes, this phone call may be recorded and replayed for laughs at various office parties throughout our company."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Ocean sounds $1.00