Relaxation Retreat Gifting Prints

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Scurile travels

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Monk on the beach

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Priest

"At last - no Trump."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Self Storage Unit

Business acquaintances on holiday

Spring Training

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Go away

"For quality control purposes, this phone call may be recorded and replayed for laughs at various office parties throughout our company."

Missionary Statement: Spread the Word.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'