Relationship Rollercoaster Riders Prints

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

"Tunnel of love"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Mine Shaft of Love.

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

"Oh no! You, again?"

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

'Don't hate me just because I hate you.'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"I said our marriage was a 'go', Brenda. I didn't say it was a 'confirmed go'."

'And you must be Hank, my husband's new business partner!'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Church Drive-Thru.

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

Bipolar Bear.

'I'm mad as hell, but also very apathetic.'

"He sounds like a papaya I bought that just went straight from green to rotten."

"The lack of perspective kills me..."

"Surely not zero tolerance?"

"That escalated and de-escalated quickly.'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

Mood Swings.

Stock Market Index Fund and In case of Emergency Manic Depressive Therapy.

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"