Relationship Resolver Mugs

"Stacy, Tom thinks you've been acting distance since you became a flight attendant."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Large Emoticon Collider

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

UNFADED GLORY

Sulk Shows

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.