Relationship Geeks Prints

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Right click for yes...

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'You know too much!'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Relationship Warning Lights

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

$1: Family Secrets

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."