Relationship Dramedy Fans Mugs

'You're not going to your mother's until you make my dinner! ...And try to fix yourself up once in a while, jeez! You look horrible! My cholesterol is high enough without you giving me a heart attack!'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Theatre Crowd

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Eurydice in prison

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

'Humans are so strange ... they think eating crow is humiliating.'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

The good, the bard and the ugly

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

For 364 days of the year Santa was a very successsful divorce lawyer.