Relationship Conflicts T-Shirts

"Still mad at me?"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Great Therapy!'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"We don't talk anymore."

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

DIY marriage counseling.

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."