Relational Humor Fan Prints

'For once can't you open your mind?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Right here's fine."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Love knows no boundaries.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'