Relational Humor Fan Prints

'For once can't you open your mind?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

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"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Love knows no boundaries.

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"This merger is not producing the expected synergies."

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Pass that."