Rejuvenation Prints

Natural Regeneration Area.

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Witch Hardware

A cock up of builders

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift