Rejection Resilience T-Shirts

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Covid and Restarting School

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

COVID Devotion

"Attitude is everything, Sid. Remember: Life is 10% what happens to us, and 90% how we choose to react to it!"

Run, Mike, Run!

worker rejects promotion to protect deniability

Don't Take No For an Answer

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'I'm sorry, Bennett; but we gave the job to O'Toole. You have the know-how, but he had the know-who.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'I'll say one thing about your manuscript, Mr.Jackson - it's very shreddable.'

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

The globe vaults over Covid-19

Dancing Doctor

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'How long have you been submitting novels, Grandad?'

'It's from the New Yorker, I've been rejected 200 times, once for each word.'

"Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, we're rather picky."