Rejection Navigator Prints

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I am not asking for directions."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Meeting. 'Meh.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway