Reintegration Into Social Life T-Shirts

'It's been so long since I've been out I hardly know how to act.'

"Welcome."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Coronovirus dreams

The perils of overwork.

'On the positive side, we were very impressed with the number of your personal weaknesses you were able to identify!'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

"We truly regret that you were unjustly imprisoned for 63 years, and we're sure you'll enjoy your new-found freedom."

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Missing the human touch.

'Do you mind if I call my parole officer?'

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.

New Years Resolutions 2021.

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

Another restraining order. This was the last time he'd try to plan a family reunion.

"Oh, I'm comfortable with a job offering minimum security. It reminds me of my last 4 years in prison."

"Those gaps are when I dropped out of the system and into the prison system."

"What do you want to be when you reenter the workforce?"

'Maybe you could refer to your time behind bars as 'living in a gated community'.'

"How interesting I've never met an underachiever before."

'You'll have to excuse Gerald. He's not so much the party animal these days.'

'I never seem to fit in anywhere...'

"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."

"While you were incarcerated."

'Why did you leave your previous place?'

The road from incarceration back to civilization can be rocky

'I get out in sixty days -- I guess I better update my resume.'

"The missing part of my resume? I took a gap year visiting Rikers Island."

"Beneath my clothing, I'm completely nude. And the best part is, it's completely legal!"

"Your out-standing record of community service would have been even more impressive...had it not been court-ordered."

'Real income in the United States is at the same level as 1995.'

Rich husband

"His term was up two months ago- he can't find an apartment."