Reindeer Games Fan Prints

"Because we caught him betting on them - that's why he can't play in any reindeer games."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

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"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Everything for a buck.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

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Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"We've made a few changes."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!