Rehab Graduation Prints

Bob walked away from the halfway house – but only got halfway.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Retrospection.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Coronavirus

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Graduate

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Troop Therapy

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

'Hi, my name's Dan and I have a drinking problem.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street