"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"
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'They call it 'evolution' - It's some kind of new compliance plan.'
"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."
'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'
"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."
US v.s. Tech Giants
Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs
'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'
"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"
"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"
"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."
"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"
European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules
'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.
Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny
"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."
"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"
"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"
'How long do we have to get in compliance?'
'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'
'You forgot the product label.'
"Uh oh, here come more regulations."
'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'
'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'
Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency
'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'
"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"
"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."
"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."
VW scandal
'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'
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