Regulatory Inspector Pillows

Volkswagen Scandal

"We have the state insurance inspector at ten, the FDA inspector at eleven, the OSHA inspector at noon, the nuclear regulatory inspector at two..."

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'We'll have to remove all these barrels back here - they're not hazardous enough.'

"Here's my chance to bowl over the regulatory authorities!"

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'You forgot the product label.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Welsh water sewage

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Pollution Look

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

When government regulations go too far.

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Hi, I'm Hugo -- I'll be your compliance officer."