Regulatory Agent Prints

'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Tempest in a Teapot

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"The Nominees"

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

The two faces of capitalism.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'