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'Fetch help quickly...the Health and Safety book's fallen on him.'

'I'm from Health and Safety... I wonder if I might have a word...'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Shouldn't take long for your new fitting, Sir.'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'The recession is over, again.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Beware of the Legislation

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Obama

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

William Bentinck

Arrest Them Later

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

EU - Constitution

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

Victim of Sequestration!

'I'm feeling down, too - Why don't we pass some feel-good legislation?'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'