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'Fetch help quickly...the Health and Safety book's fallen on him.'

'I'm from Health and Safety... I wonder if I might have a word...'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Shouldn't take long for your new fitting, Sir.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'The recession is over, again.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Beware of the Legislation

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

William Bentinck

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Obama

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

EU - Constitution

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

'I'm feeling down, too - Why don't we pass some feel-good legislation?'

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

Victim of Sequestration!

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

Anti-litter by-law in effect

European Union versus Big Tech

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'