Regulation Knight Gifts

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Super Student

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

I love being right.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

Speeding Forklift

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Computer whisperer.

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Wind farm

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

European Union versus Big Tech

'I thought she'd never leave.'

"I've been working with pain-killers - anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants..."

I can't believe it's not food!

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

The sword or the briefcase in the stone

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

"As long as I cut out eating and sleeping, I should be able to get you guys to all of your after-school activities."

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"

'I love being a building inspector.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'