Register Wrangler Prints

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

A trevor of trainspotters

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

How Many It Takes

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'