Regional Stereotype Observer Prints

Some U.S. Regions As Siblings

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Pikey and Chav.

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Werewolves of London, Ontario

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

You! Are thick magazine.

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

Man cold medicine.

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

Germans fixate too much on competition!

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

Hillbilly mall maps.

Human Evolution

Northern stereotype on website called 'Eee-By- Gum- Bay'.

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

"I'm going away for the weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"

Driver Hand Signals

"Tia Carmen, your telenovelas are nothing but macho men fighting over beautiful women! It's the same story every day!"

Muslims do not need to condemn terrorism

Three family members imagine themselves to be cartoons.

"How come, in westerns, it's always the floozie who's a redhead?"

Cattle Show

"Last Supper? I'd call this the Last Dinner. Are you from the Midwest?"

"Aren't normal people your age usually in 'Loving and Committed Relationships?'"

"Honey, I'd invite you inside for a party...but you don't look healthy enough for Trailer Park Sex."

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