Regimen Renegade Mugs

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Queen of Upcycling!

"OK, ready to go again?"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Ready for a run!

Time's running out for Africa

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Music Freak.

House hunting is cruel.

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

The lessor of two evils.

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

Mary Quant.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

New in fitness: Health club truancy officers.

Grim liberty

Landlord holding back a tennant from his money: 'It's all part of the service!'

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'