Regatta Fans Prints

We annihilated the opposition!

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ratminton

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Formula One car origami

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Pig Trotter

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

I love tennis

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'On your mark, get set...'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Fast food

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Dog Scalextric

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Professional runners chasing money

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.