Regal Relaxation Seeker Prints

"First, milk and cookies, Excellency, then a nap, and then OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Cat in a flap

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Uptight End"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Loofah Lady

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"I say we move on to dessert."

Email Notifications

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Housewife: Out of Order.

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax