Refurbish Romantic Prints

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'You're always living in the past.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'Oh, the amenity!'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

Decorators at Home

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'You know I can never stay mad at you. Get in here, ya big galoot.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

"...this is the one I like."

Non Drip Paint

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

'Your moon is on Saturn. Your sun is on Venus, and your hand is on my thigh!'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"He used to be romantic. Now I'm trying to restore him to his default settings."

"Is there an emojis that says 'remember when we used to have a cocktail and conversation before dinner?'"

'This is the first time I've seen a contract written on sandpaper.'

Antiques

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

Cardiology

"The Lawsons got new furniture. They're having a 'Help Scratch It Up' party."

'It's an epic mural called 'The Sees of Change'.'