Refund Wrangler Mugs

the complicated phone call

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Tax - Random Audit

Low rates!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

"...and then the heroic young investor managed to capture the evil high interest rate monster and wrestled him down until he was a mere 5.25%!"

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

Internet Sales Tax

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Sales Clerk tricks woman into an instant merchandise exchange.

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'

"Here, I'll call the credit department for you...you might wanna push 'seven' on here."