Refugee Ally Pillows

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Labrador for sale

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Can we see some ID please?" "We're indigenous Americans... What tribe are you guys from?"

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

No safe haven

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

Save animals

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

'This should even it up a little, but remember, if one of you squeals on me, I'm dead.'

Europe and Refugees

'Are you here, Alfred?'

"You'll have come back later...we're busy watching the US presidential election..."

The Human Cost of Borders

Gay Rights Society Out, Proud

'Lost? No: My instinct would be strong enough to lead me home, but it's much more fun here...'

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."

New immigration policy-USA

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'