Refrigerator Dieter T-Shirts

'I'm prescribing magnets for your weight-loss program. They'll keep this on your refrigerator door.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

How Wafer-Thin Mints Stay Thin.

Woman and sport trainer

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

"Here's the deal. If it tastes good, don't eat it."

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"You're suffering from an overdose of food."

'You're going to go on a diet.'

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

Snacking on yourself causes NO net weight gain!!!

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

'Your fitness program really should include more exercise than just pushing yourself away from the table...'

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

Maude finally gets rid of her giant ass.

'Weight loss can cause liver damage...'

Cream tea...without the cream,butter or jam and no milk with the tea!

"The clouds of heaven have a load limit of 65 KG! Everyone over the load limit sinks down to Hell! 65,3 KG! You should not have eaten that last cake!"

How To Flatten Your Tummy

"No. I'm not on a diet. I said 'I'm eating light.'"

There's a thin person inside me trying to get out...probably more than one.

The Fast Diet

The moment of truth.