Reformed Jock Prints

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

Louis Antoine Jullien

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

The rising cost of health care (shown by the rising cost of prescription drugs)

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Blazer details Fifa bribes

Notional Health Service

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"

"Sleazy listening FM. We always lower the tone."

"My client was a violent felon, Your Honor, but that was before he found Law."

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

Man abseiling.

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

'Just make sure you keep to the straight and narrow,old chap!'

Nurse's Union.

'Umh... isn't this a good moment to talk about the health care reform?'

Metoo in France