Redneck Culture Mugs

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Second lifeReal life.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Knights of the Square Table.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Santa Enjoys Venison.

People who understand Venn diagrams

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"No more for him, he has to drive."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

Geek Beach

'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'

'Whoa! I guess we shouldn't have eaten those bean burritos before leaving the workshop!'

Hillbilly.

Are the North Pole bars closed?

How many norse power is it?

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

"That does it Rudolph! Take off that mask or you are not guiding my sleigh!"

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

'Maybe installing luxury boxes was a bit optimistic."