Redheaded Humorist Prints

"I'm Bob, but my friends call me Rusty, on account of my red hair."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

In his later years, Redbeard's hearing was to fail him.

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'Italian design, German engineering...' - 'All you'd expect in a British car.'

Foreclosure.

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Dying your hair red at home

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

Amongst the Culturati II.

' Look at these yolk stains.I figure he was killed here,then dragged out to the wall to make it look like an accident.'

Humpty Dumpty's Cat. You really gotta learn to land on your feet.

'Irony Board"

Tech Support brought to you by FOX news

"Whoa! Did you check out the redhead?"

Redhead

"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

"No Chateau Lafite '62? Guess I'll have a brewskie."

'No Farmer Bob, that is not a medical book to help treat the sore ass.'

We Hate the Left, Please Don't Leave Us Lefties

'You're right, boss. This does make it more fun!'

Meeting of the Organisation of People With Red Hair and Freckles.

The painful embarrassment of Rorschach Pattern Baldness.