Red Wine Lover Prints

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

"Wine not?"

'Red for me, please.'

A Good Ordinary Claret

'No, it's not that good, but it is that expensive.'

'It wasn't until I started ordering the red wines here, that I came to fully appreciate the level of service provided.'

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

"Given a choice they'd rather a good red... the blood of capitalists!"

"Some people need a reason to enjoy wine, I just need a glass!"

A man drinks wine

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

French wine

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I make it myself!"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"I only need shade for my wine."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'