Red Trouser Aficionado Mugs

"Are you looking at my red trousers?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Bobbies library of jeans

"That shirt is so last year."

"Underweird bras."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Happy Brithday

I love my cape

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Shirt Maker.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'