Red Tape Commentator Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their space with pillows that feature clever remarks about red tape and bureaucracy, making any lounge or office area more entertaining.

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'Failure is not an option. But inaction due to foot-dragging and red tape is a definite possibility.'

'Failure is not an option. But inaction due to foot-dragging and red tape is a definite possibility.' mockup

'Failure is not an option. But inaction due to foot-dragging and red tape is a definite possibility.'

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"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar." mockup

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

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'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!' mockup

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

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'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.' mockup

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

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"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!" mockup

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

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European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules mockup

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

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"No, it's no mistake. There is no out." mockup

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

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How Many It Takes

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'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.' mockup

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

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"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

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"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..." mockup

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

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"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!" mockup

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

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Bureaucraze...

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IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.' mockup

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

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Industrial Injuries Benefit.

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'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.' mockup

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

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Man sees Creative License Bureau

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'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.' mockup

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

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"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!" mockup

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

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"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape." mockup

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

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A day at the UN.

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'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?' mockup

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

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No Out Box

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'Ruddy european labelling legislation' mockup

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

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"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

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